At the Russian War College, a general is a guest lecturer and tells the
class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems
and the resulting strategies.


One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question,
"Will we have to fight in a World War Three?"
"Yes, comrades, it looks like you will," answers the general.
"And who will be our enemy, Comrade General?" another officer asks.
"The likelihood is that it will be China."
The class is surprised, and finally one officer asks, "But Comrade General,
we are 150 million people and they are about 1.5 billion. How can we
possibly win?"


"Well," replies the general, "Think about it. In modern war, it is
not the quantity, but the quality that is the key. For example, in the
Middle East, 5 million Jews have been fighting against 300 million Arabs,
and the Jews have been the winners every time."


"But sir," asks the panicky officer, "Do we have enough Jews"?

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After having dug to a depth of 1,000 meters last year, French
scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years and
came to the conclusion that their ancestors had a telephone network
all those centuries ago..

Not to be outdone by the French, English scientists dug to a depth of
2,000 meters and shortly after headlines in the U. K. newspapers read:
"English archaeologists have found traces of 2,000-year-old fiber-optic cable and
have concluded that their ancestors had an advanced high-Tech digital
communications network a thousand years earlier than the French."

One week later, Israeli Newspapers reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 5,000 meters in a Jerusalem marketplace,
scientists had found absolutely nothing. They, therefore, concluded
that, 5,000 years ago, Jews were already using wireless technology."